Tuesday, May 24, 2005

A Finger On It

So, I was at the gym today literally working my butt off and I finally figured it out.
I finally figured out what I don't like about the gym.

It's the other people.
Also, the locker rooms but, duh.

If I could just be in there when only 5 other people were there. I would be fine.
If I could be in charge of a TV and NOT be watching Wheel of Fortune, I'd be happier.
If there wasn't anyone stinking up the toilets in the locker room. Woo-freakin-hoo, I would be all the better for it.
Because seriously, nothing makes poop stink more than a well-balanced diet, regular exercise and putting the bowls right next to the hot, steamy showers.


Nuff said.
I am going to bed.

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