Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Appropos of Nothing

Am I wrong in thinking that a guy should know how to dance?
I'm not talking about anything fancy.
I am really just talking about being able to lead...perhaps a basic box step?

let me know what you think OK?

Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Message To Friends And Loved Ones

Ok seriously guys? Just knock it off.
Stop right now with the getting married and the getting engaged and the FIRST one of you who pops out a kid is getting a swift kick in the butt!

Come on. What am I made of, money and gravy boats? I don't think so.

I would like to issue a cease and desist order...an embargo if you will...on engagements and all other family planning for at least a year.

Because it's going to take me that long to get all the wedding gifts for the folks getting married THIS year.

So yeah.
Just quit it.

Sheesh.

Saturday, August 06, 2005

SATURDAY

Mmmh, sleeping in.

Lounging with current book until the clock gets to double digits.

Tasty, complicated breakfast involving many pans and plates. Perhaps some fancy cheese.

Coffee. Coffee. Coffee. Coffee. Coffee.


Coffee Magic. pheuw.

Shared hours of conscious alertness with The Boyfriend. Barring any national sporting events.

Long, hot, luxurious shower.

MORE COFFEE!!!

"Drinking and smoking and being a wiseguy. And I'm gonna fight you, and I'm gonna make you stop."

21 Jumpstreet. 3pm Channel 23.

Is it Buffy? Is it baseball? Buffy?! Baaaseeeball?!...YAY! Buffy!

Heh. What time does that clock say? OOoooh. Sweeeet.

Air conditioning. Uninterrupted by commuting to work air conditioning. Rock.

Cuddle time with kitties. Perhaps we'll all take a cat nap.

Dinner? We don't need no stinking dinner. Ice cream will work.