Ok seriously guys? Just knock it off.
Stop right now with the getting married and the getting engaged and the FIRST one of you who pops out a kid is getting a swift kick in the butt!
Come on. What am I made of, money and gravy boats? I don't think so.
I would like to issue a cease and desist order...an embargo if you will...on engagements and all other family planning for at least a year.
Because it's going to take me that long to get all the wedding gifts for the folks getting married THIS year.
Just quit it.