Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Message To Friends And Loved Ones

Ok seriously guys? Just knock it off.
Stop right now with the getting married and the getting engaged and the FIRST one of you who pops out a kid is getting a swift kick in the butt!

Come on. What am I made of, money and gravy boats? I don't think so.

I would like to issue a cease and desist embargo if you will...on engagements and all other family planning for at least a year.

Because it's going to take me that long to get all the wedding gifts for the folks getting married THIS year.

So yeah.
Just quit it.


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