1. Fried dough, in all of its many guises.
2. Body Thetans.
3. Maintaining a constant level of moral outrage takes a lot of fuel.
4. They are closing the gym in the basement of my office building and expect me to walk EIGHT WHOLE BLOCKS to the closest Ballys.
5. Comfy new queen sized mattress.
6. Fear of death-by-car prevents bike riding or having moving parts strapped to my feet.
7. Scientific fascination with the chemical properties of the chocolate-peanut-butter compound.
10. Bacon on pizza.
11. Deep appreciation for the art of Peter Paul Rubens.
12. The only available lunch option that costs less than $5 is McDonalds.
13. No matter how hard I try, a piece of fruit just isn't dessert.
14. Sometimes I just can't get the Popeye's Chicken jingle out of my head.
15. My chef...er, boyfriend...favors a down home southern style of cooking. Who am I to argue?
16. I'm sold on the platform of "cheese makes everything better."
17. Weakness for pancakes.
18. 50 Cent wasn't around to care about childhood obesity when I was growing up.
19. Exercise at home proves difficult with only very heavy books to use as weights.
20. My clothes would look really silly on a skinny person.
21. Muffin tops are always the best part.
22. There's still 3/4 of a cheesecake in my freezer. Someone has to eat it.
23. Rolling the exercise ball at the cats is way more fun than doing sit-ups on it.
24. Fear of bird flu prevents me from eating light.
25. I'm afraid that if I don't do what he says the Burger King will show up in my bedroom.