AKA: Why, no matter how long I live here, I'll never be a Cubs fan.
"Look, Wrigley is a great place to hang out and talk. If there happens to be a game going on, that's a bonus."
Also? Kerry Wood is on the Disable List for a freakin BLISTER!
That's gotta be a really, really, REALLY big blister. Don't you think?
Suck it up you giant baby.
- End Jen's views on sports.