After the first snows melt away in this magical city of Chicago The Turd Fairy comes out at night and sprinkles piles of doggie poo over all of the sidewalks and grass patches for all of the little girls and boys to find.
It's very exciting to go outside that morning and discover what wonders await. You never know where you're going to find a pile! It's like the Easter Bunny's retarded, shit flinging, simian cousin has been parading around outside of your house while you slept.
Truly a magical time.