Tuesday, February 22, 2005

8 Weddings and Not Enough Plane Tickets

I wonder if I can find an airline willing to sponsor this, my Jetset Year Of Weddings.
8 before the end of 2006. And that isn't even counting the nuptuals I refuse to accept or don't want to go to.
And it's not as if these people are convienently living in one city, or state for that matter. In fact, in September I have a week between a wedding in Cali and a wedding NY.
I've decided I'm going to chronicle this year of weddings, showers and bachlor/bachlorette weekend getaways. The good, the bad, the ugly...it's all going to be in here.
Friends forgive me.
Enemies, well you just shouldn't have invited me now should you?
By the end of this year I will be an expert wedding guest.

10 comments:

Mego said...

8 weddings = how many fancy dresses?

Hint: This equation requires factoring in guest overlap, weather variables, and travel-bag wrinkle factor (modified by availability of in-hotel iron and board).

Vegas said...

oh great, and now there is advanced dress physics as well.
i wish it was still the 80s...everything was wrinkly in the 80s.

hackimer said...

I went to 5 last year. And I wore the same 69 dollar tux to all of them. 4 of the five were all in august. uuuuuuuuhhhuh.

Vegas said...

Wow, wedding guest hell!

bart said...

Don't worry...I don't expect any fancy dresses, just a bunch of drunk chicagoans singing bad karaoke....

Steady said...

The 80's are back, baby. You can even wear leg warmers under your dress if you want to. They sell them at Ragstock for ten bucks. People will say what they have always said about you, "that Vegas is such a trend-setter!"

Personally I was surprised that you had that many friends, let alone weddings to go to.

Rest assured, if I ever get married you will likely be wearing the same outfit you've been wearing for 2 years and your transportatoin will be your electric wheelchair.

Steady said...

The 80's are back, baby. You can even wear leg warmers under your dress if you want to. They sell them at Ragstock for ten bucks. People will say what they have always said about you, "that Vegas is such a trend-setter!"

Personally I was surprised that you had that many friends, let alone weddings to go to.

Rest assured, if I ever get married you will likely be wearing the same outfit you've been wearing for 2 years and your transportatoin will be your electric wheelchair.

hszoo said...

don't buy what Steady says - I wouldn't be surprised if she were next. eew.

buy one dress and Accessorize Baby!
The loving couple is too busy gazing into each other's eyes to notice what you're wearing, and any repeat guests will be too drunk to remember.

Vegas said...

LEG WARMERS AS DRESS UP CLOTHES! WOO! and screw you steady. i'm so popular across this great nation they named 2 cities after me!

Mego said...

Bart, I hope you realize your wedding gift IS drunk Chicagoans singing Karaoke. Best wishes always!!